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The 32 Rules of Thanksgiving Touch Football-2014

Editorial note: This post has become a Thanksgiving tradition at Provision House. Enjoy it again or for the first time.

1. If you have a healthy relationship with your family and speak to them all the time, you’re playing touch. If you see your family only once a year, it’s tackle.

2. Find a nice patch of grass. It […]

By | 2017-01-23T15:10:12+00:00 November 26th, 2014|Fun Stuff|0 Comments

10 WORDS THAT OUGHT TO BE IN THE DICTIONARY

1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.

2. CARPERPETUATION (kar’pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, […]

By | 2017-01-23T15:10:16+00:00 April 18th, 2013|Fun Stuff|3 Comments

What’s So SUPER About The Super Bowl?

Today is Super Bowl Sunday (in case you didn’t know). But what is it about this day that makes it different from any other day of the year?

If you’re a football fan then this is about as stupid a question as can be asked (remembering “fan” is short for “fanatic”).

If you enjoy parties, either hosting […]

By | 2017-01-23T15:10:21+00:00 February 2nd, 2013|Fun Stuff|0 Comments

The Secret Powers of Time

Rather than bore you this week with my own thoughts, have a look at the below video. It’s entitled, The Secret Powers of Time. The thesis is that everyone is either past oriented, present oriented, or future oriented, and our orientation profoundly affects how we live. Perhaps the most interesting part is how we may […]

By | 2017-01-23T15:10:24+00:00 March 18th, 2011|Fun Stuff|0 Comments